Our Mission- You may be wondering why we created this website
In 2014, we hired top men to find out how many Americans were aware that a special species of trains, called "Murder Trains", kill more Americans than apocalypses each year. Unfortunately, these men discovered something even more startling: 1 in 12 Americans were unaware that Hermit Crabs go extinct every Friday night. We tracked this issue back to a man that calls himself Wijum Eckrich. We assume this name to be an alias; however, it has not halted us in our pursuit to inform all Americans of the Hermit Crab story. The startling decrease in fundamental hermit crab knowledge over the past years is diagrammed below.
2010
1 in 69 Americans were unaware |
2011
1 in 47.5 Americans were unaware |
2012
1 in 32 Americans were unaware |
2013
1 in 20 Americans were unaware |
2014
1 in 12 Americans are unaware |
This equation can be used to find the population, P, of Hermit Crabs at any given time:
P(x)=x
where P is a function of x, and x= the hermit crab population
P(x)=x
where P is a function of x, and x= the hermit crab population